On the up

I’m on the mend although my stomach is still sensitive to discomfort after eating and I can’t eat as much grub which maybe isn’t a bad thing. I’m tired now after forcing my self awake past my bedtime to finish watching the movie 12 years a slave.

I’m absolutely knackered now and can’t get the images off the bloody whipped up backs of those poor slaves almost looked like strips of freshly cut bacon in the movie, I think I might become vegetarian on that thought.

In bed now and ready to sleep, if only I could get an extra hour in bed tomorrow, that would make a fine Sunday indeed. Sleep well!


Feeling green

Ok so this will be my 3rd night now of been sick with the norovirus bug and even though I have stopped vomiting I’m still feeling like shit, I have no appetite and even just sipping water gives me the worst stomach ache/ nausea.

So I’m about to give up on food all together until it’s fully healed and my appetite is back cause I’m suffering greatly. But on a plus side I got my personalised tumbler yesterday from the states… Look!!


I think I gagged a lung

Yesterday at around 7PM while putting Olly to sleep I started to feel a bit queezy but I just shrugged it of has bloating from dinner, then 30minutes later It got 10x worse, I was having to gently hyperventilate, it’s something I do when I feel nauseas to try and prevent me barfing. After a few visits to toilet on the verge of vomiting I decided to have a bucket in the bedroom and oh my did the gates of hell open.

The entire contents of my stomach emptied in a matter or seconds and after having Mexican tacos for dinner half digested blended down mess the smell was undesirable to say the least. But that was not all sure after vomiting the nausea disappeared which felt fab but 20 or so mins later I was back in there bring up brown bile but that was not all, at this stage I was sat on toilet with the worst diarrhea imaginable, it was pretty much brown water coming, and it was on tap. The contractions from vomiting just forced the poop out simultaneously.

The worst night imaginable, laid up with 2 pillows with only one Awkward position to stave of the nausea. Luckily today the vomiting has stopped and I’m feel a little better but left with body pain, chills and tiredness. Hope it goes soon 🙁


Oh Lordy

Ohhh M G’sssss what a day! Tired and grumpy toddler that refuses to sleep and freezing cold weather combined is
not my idea of a good day. But still it melts my moody exterior to see Olly running free through the snow and the joy on his face is priceless.

But only 1 more day to get through until… Post day, when were expecting a boat load of goodies to come flooding into our grips. Fun!


Just another day Frank

It’s just another Friday nothing spectacular apart from it was fricking snowing!!!! I sound more excited in writing when in reality I’m sat on the sofa peering out the window and I say in the most bleak black dullest depressing voice “oh babe it’s snowing” haha that is the truth but in my mind it is thrilling but by the time it reaches my tongue it just sounds like some soul draining slur to kill whatever vibe your carrying. But most things I say come out that way anyway, I need to work on my enthusiasm I think.

Today we had an errand to hand in a form in Lerum centre , so that meant a walk to the bus stop with icy snowy winds suffocating my every breath and annoying baggage but in the end it turned out to be pretty refreshing to get some cold air on my face. Finally got home after some food shopping had a nice meal bathed Olly and got him to the land of nod and then indulged with some cookies a cupcake and grapes, random as fuck but delicious never the less!

Watched a movie (Her) which I have had my eye on for a few months now, was a great movie about some nerd who falls in a love with an Operating system, we all been there right? But also pretty depressing and removing my penis would probably have been more fun then this coma inducing movie but hey that’s what the critics love, I guess maybe I haven’t fully evolved from a bacteria yet. It turned out to be a good day, looking forward to tomorrow and hopefully the snow won’t go too soon.

Good night!