Read between the lines

Today was one of them days where you have to do something boring but then you try and salvage it by doing something not so boring! Today we had to go to the passport agency to renew Daniela’s passport! Oh so fucking boring, stuck in a place full of people with a ticket queuing system and the only available seats is next to 2 new mums with screaming babies and having to hear them yap yap yap about some bullshit that I don’t even understand! But luckily enough some Arabic gent gave us a jump in the queue which was great so thank you kind sir who ever you are!

We then ventured of in search of a decent place to grab some food cause by this time I was becoming a wee bit cranky and my blood sugar dropping was most likely the cause! We stumbled into Max burger joint and grabbed a chili cheese burger, fries and apple pie milkshake, thrilling! While queuing for the food here comes along a little toddler making his way to the exit, alone! And as someone leaves the restaurant the kid tries to get out on to the street and ends up trapping his hand in the door and was unable to get free, my question was, where the fuck was his parents, who just lets there toddler wonder around with no supervision? Absolutely disgusting, poor poor parenting when you can’t do the most basic thing and watch yo kiddies!

We finished this day off at the botanical garden which was nice, nothing spectacular but it balanced the day out, I took some iPhone 5 snaps and then we was on our way home!

All in all it was a good day, now that it’s over it is time to sleep!

Good night!

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Cocksicle

Have you heard? The new trend for 2014? It’s Ice-lollies that resemble cocks! Absolutely fab, forget the twisters, feast your eyes on the cocksicle, deliciously tempting, heterosexually friendly and you can even give it to yo kids, no shit!

The tip is actually filled with space rock, that stuff that crackles in yo head! Is actually in thee tip of this strange thang! But I must say it taste pretty good and I wouldn’t pass up another suck on this piece of art! I am not sure what it is called because I got so wrapped up in its shape I didn’t even check! I will update with the name tomorrow after a brain charge!

*Wall’s X-Pop Lolly with a sherbet filled bellend

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You scream I scream…

Today is a Thursday which is the final day of daycare until Tuesday and today instead of picking the little mite up we had his gran do it instead and take him far far away into the city. He was gone so long we have barely seen him today, it’s good and bad I suppose!

Sloth & gluttony have been my deadly sins today, after finishing the Sopranos box set I have a empty space that needs filling and I tried to get back into justified but that sucked so decided to watch the new AMC show Turned, which was actually quite refreshing but after 2 episodes I decided to play xbox for like 10mins and then I watched Reservoir Dogs for the first time.

Now I’m really fricking tired and just writing this is putting me into a state of mental vegetation, Oliver went to sleep pretty fast within 5 minutes, which is pretty good for the hyper kid he is! Watched more tv blah blah blah, and had ice cream…

Good night!

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Is it safe yet?

Aaaaand it’s over! Thank god for that! Easter sucks ass, it really is a overrated piece of baloney! But then again no different to Xmas but hey we still got Jewish new year!

It’s been a pretty long day today consisting of walking, train & bus, more walking, climbing stairs, un-serviced elevator rides with a real risk of decapitation, and a unearthly feeling of a Muslim take over! A severe headache with an aneurysm in the making and a not so appealing dinner!

Tomorrow though shall be my day of redemption, with The Sopranos finale and time to kick my feet up! Now it’s time to close my eyes and count some flaming sheep while enduring an annoying cough and sinus sniffling noise from my counterpart with no restraint, god help me!