Meet the Svensson’s

I am lost, lost in the vast warped land of nowhere, the abyss, the not knowing who where what and why! This may be an overstatement of my every minute reflection on life but this is how I feel with the in-laws. It is the lost in translation parody, there is a major language barrier, not that they can’t speak any English but more of the fact that it’s easier not to bother and most likely the zero things we have in common, but then again how do you know this if you don’t talk with one another!

Obviously for any relationship to progress you need to communicate and to communicate you need to be able to speak a mutual language and this just doesn’t happen, so it’s more of a swooping in and out of rooms to avoid the fustratuon of not understanding things and sure I understand something’s and can laugh along which gives me some feeling of normality but it soon spirals into a dark social pit of doom.

I shall be stood there feeling like a fool for living amongst it and doing nothin, it’s of my own doings, it’s my responsibility to learn but that’s how life goes, things get in the way and sense of time diminishes along with all the insidious nightmares of the past…

Anyway here is literally my POV when the in-laws make an appearance, it’s a pretty close example of the way I feel at the time too, pushed out and excluded, not in any malicious way but this is what happens when you don’t understand a language!


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Stressed out Fridays!!!

It has been a stressful day to say the least, a trip to Lerum central to hand in forms and see the optician, that included a shitty walk and a hopeless train journey into what might as well be the abyss.

And also I’m suddenly developing elevator anxiety, I watched a video recently on the tinternet and was shocked to find a China man been squashed in-between floors after the elevator suddenly elevated. Unfortunately he didn’t survive and it is now haunting me, I did a little run in and out and luckily survived the day, they’re hard to avoid with a pram, you can’t just put buggy on your back and climb a few flights, not today anyway!!!

I ended up finishing this stressful day with the new video game “The Evil Within” not a stressful game at all .

Say goodnight to Twisty the clown!!!!

The darkest mornings

So it’s that time of year again that you wake up in the morning but you’re not quite sure if it’s the morning, the lack of sun makes you sluggish and it’s just a pain when you can’t just sleep in and take advantage of this holy gift after the bright summer mornings!

But it’s still very cozy to sit at the breakfast table with some nice warm lighting and watch the sunrise through the window while stuffing your faces with thee most important meal of the day, the small things in life.

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I’m sick!

The days are getting darker, summer is so over, it’s finito so put your raybans away, your incredibly short shorts, your dumb fucking tank tops and embrace the darkness, winter is coming!

But unfortunately I’m sick, I have a cold and my throat feels likes it’s endured a full blown jihadist attack, I have these disgusting tonsil stones shoved right in my,,, tonsils and jeez I never had anything like it but when you google it there is a whole world of tonsil stone miners out there just going deep throat with cotton buds and just uploading that shit to youtube, I mean wtf is wrong with the world mama?

And this cough, fuck me! If there is ever a time I want to beat my self over the head it’s now, it’s tickling like a mother lover, I don’t actually understand how I haven’t been suffocated in the night. It’s just one of those really irritating coughs that not only bug the hell out of yourself but everyone else around you! And with lack of meds to ease it I’m snookered!!!

Anyway I don’t have any pretty pictures prepared for you, but I’m sick so here is a giffy for your wiffy!!!