D-H-L DAY!!!!

There nothing better than the man with a van banging at your door at 9am with a gigantic box filled with goodies!!

It’s mostly junk food but hey it’s Xmas so it’s aloud right? But anyway moving away from the diabetics dream I bagged myself a rather tidy jumper from a luxurious upperclass store famously name Primarni or should I say Primark.

The shop that makes you want to cry into your mummy’s bussom it’s so flipping cheap, why is it so cheap? Of course I didn’t find this here in Sverige, hell no, with these prices here you would get trampled on in a very non violent way, almost like been trampled on by soft duck feathered pillows with tiny feet.

My mother was kind enough to do the shopping for us and she picked up this lovely jumper, this is the 3rd jumper I own, I’m poor so don’t judge.

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I’m all slushed up!

One thing I didn’t mention was that with the sånd I also bought 2 slushy mugs from vat19, the mugs were actually the reason I ordered from vat19 to begin with. They come in red, blue, teal and purple. We ended up getting the teal and purple and all I can say is there fab.

It’s funny cause I don’t even like slushy but these are incredible, I was a bit skeptical at first but they work great. You basically have to put the core In the freezer for minimum of 6 hours, take them out, pour in a sugary liquid and stir for 10 mins and boom you get slush, It’s fricking awesome, now I can get a slushy brain freeze in the comfort of my own home, yay!

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The magical mutha f*ckin Sånd

I just recently discovered this little play thing which is called Sånd, it’s basically real sand mixed with polymer that gives it this ability to stick to its self almost like its wet and it makes it easier to shape it and create less mess and if your willing to dish a few more dollars they will give you a desktop sandbox too which Is pretty neat and a nice build quality too!

The main purpose of this is so our 2 year old can play with sand indoors without it getting loose all over the house and sticking to everything, it’s minimum age to use is 5 but with supervision it is a great little kit. I bought it from vat19.com for $40 and that gives you 1kg of Sånd and a sandbox.

Shipping with usps cost me approximately $25. If your wondering about that Scandinavian letter (å) it’s because it’s actually a Swedish invention. It’s great stuff and is great for adults and kids, I can imagine its a nice little stress reliever too for the the office desk! I would definitely recommend this to anyone and have fun it’s great.

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In the mind of my 2 year old!

Ok so I found this on the interwebz so I thought I would post it cause I can relate to this so well!

I wanna play with Daddy’s phone.
I wanna put on Mommy’s shoes.
GET MOMMY’S SHOES OFF MY FEET NOW!
I wanna open and close the thermostat.
I wanna turn on and off the light on the microwave.
Is there anyone here with a phone I haven’t played with yet?
I NEED TO PUSH SOME GODDAMN BUTTONS.
I wanna pick up the cat by its head.
I wanna throw all the toothbrushes in the sink.
HOLY SHIT I’M STARVING.
CHEDDAR BUNNIES.
I HATE FRUIT.
I want out of my chair.
I wanna play with the iPad.
I wanna go outside. No, I wanna turn the heat on.
I wanna take my pants off.
I don’t like the shirt I’m wearing.
I wanna play with Mommy’s phone.
I NEED TO PUSH MORE BUTTONS NOW.
I’m thirsty.
No, not for that.
Yes, perfect, juicebox. I’m gonna squeeze this damn thing all over myself.
Where’s Daddy?
Where’s the cat?
Where’s Mommy?
SERIOUSLY WHERE’S MOMMY!?
Oh my God I think Mommy left forever.
Ok, there’s mommy. I want to play with her phone.
Hungry again. Never mind.
I just remembered not liking these pants. Get them off.
STOP TAKING OFF MY PANTS!
Wow, I’m starving. I want peas but I don’t know how to tell anyone.
Finally, peas. I like throwing these.
WHY DO I STILL HAVE THESE PANTS ON?
Oh look, a new person. I wonder if they have a phone.
I’m tired.
I’M NOT TIRED!
I wanna go for a walk but I don’t wanna go outside.
No, not inside either!
I need to push some buttons right now.
I hate this diaper.
My eyes itch.
WOW! Is this my toe?
STOP TRYING TO TAKE MY PANTS OFF!
I hate these pants.
This shirt itches.
I’m tired.
Stop asking me if I’m tired.
Where’s that toy that goes beep?
I wanna take a bath in my clothes.
Put on my favorite song.
Where’s the cat?
What is UP with my shirt?
Did I just hear a dog bark?
YOU DID NOT JUST TRY TO TAKE OFF MY SHIRT AGAIN!
I wanna see a dog.
No, not OUTSIDE! I wanna see a dog inside.
Is my penis still there? Good.
I peed.
I’m bored.
Repeat

Awesome!

I see you standing alone!

Tonight is going to be a super moon. Embarrassingly enough I’ve never actually seen one without my eGoggles, it’s not that I haven’t known about them it’s more of I’ve always been unlucky with the weather so clouds have hidden the moon. Tonight hopefully will be the night, it’s partly cloudy which isn’t bad it will maybe add to the effect!

But just incase I don’t see it, I decided to make my own!