In the mind of my 2 year old!

Ok so I found this on the interwebz so I thought I would post it cause I can relate to this so well!

I wanna play with Daddy’s phone.
I wanna put on Mommy’s shoes.
GET MOMMY’S SHOES OFF MY FEET NOW!
I wanna open and close the thermostat.
I wanna turn on and off the light on the microwave.
Is there anyone here with a phone I haven’t played with yet?
I NEED TO PUSH SOME GODDAMN BUTTONS.
I wanna pick up the cat by its head.
I wanna throw all the toothbrushes in the sink.
HOLY SHIT I’M STARVING.
CHEDDAR BUNNIES.
I HATE FRUIT.
I want out of my chair.
I wanna play with the iPad.
I wanna go outside. No, I wanna turn the heat on.
I wanna take my pants off.
I don’t like the shirt I’m wearing.
I wanna play with Mommy’s phone.
I NEED TO PUSH MORE BUTTONS NOW.
I’m thirsty.
No, not for that.
Yes, perfect, juicebox. I’m gonna squeeze this damn thing all over myself.
Where’s Daddy?
Where’s the cat?
Where’s Mommy?
SERIOUSLY WHERE’S MOMMY!?
Oh my God I think Mommy left forever.
Ok, there’s mommy. I want to play with her phone.
Hungry again. Never mind.
I just remembered not liking these pants. Get them off.
STOP TAKING OFF MY PANTS!
Wow, I’m starving. I want peas but I don’t know how to tell anyone.
Finally, peas. I like throwing these.
WHY DO I STILL HAVE THESE PANTS ON?
Oh look, a new person. I wonder if they have a phone.
I’m tired.
I’M NOT TIRED!
I wanna go for a walk but I don’t wanna go outside.
No, not inside either!
I need to push some buttons right now.
I hate this diaper.
My eyes itch.
WOW! Is this my toe?
STOP TRYING TO TAKE MY PANTS OFF!
I hate these pants.
This shirt itches.
I’m tired.
Stop asking me if I’m tired.
Where’s that toy that goes beep?
I wanna take a bath in my clothes.
Put on my favorite song.
Where’s the cat?
What is UP with my shirt?
Did I just hear a dog bark?
YOU DID NOT JUST TRY TO TAKE OFF MY SHIRT AGAIN!
I wanna see a dog.
No, not OUTSIDE! I wanna see a dog inside.
Is my penis still there? Good.
I peed.
I’m bored.
Repeat

Awesome!

Just another day Frank

It’s just another Friday nothing spectacular apart from it was fricking snowing!!!! I sound more excited in writing when in reality I’m sat on the sofa peering out the window and I say in the most bleak black dullest depressing voice “oh babe it’s snowing” haha that is the truth but in my mind it is thrilling but by the time it reaches my tongue it just sounds like some soul draining slur to kill whatever vibe your carrying. But most things I say come out that way anyway, I need to work on my enthusiasm I think.

Today we had an errand to hand in a form in Lerum centre , so that meant a walk to the bus stop with icy snowy winds suffocating my every breath and annoying baggage but in the end it turned out to be pretty refreshing to get some cold air on my face. Finally got home after some food shopping had a nice meal bathed Olly and got him to the land of nod and then indulged with some cookies a cupcake and grapes, random as fuck but delicious never the less!

Watched a movie (Her) which I have had my eye on for a few months now, was a great movie about some nerd who falls in a love with an Operating system, we all been there right? But also pretty depressing and removing my penis would probably have been more fun then this coma inducing movie but hey that’s what the critics love, I guess maybe I haven’t fully evolved from a bacteria yet. It turned out to be a good day, looking forward to tomorrow and hopefully the snow won’t go too soon.

Good night!

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Child abuse? Really?

Ok so I was browsing The Sun news site and I stumbled upon a photo of a baby painted with chocolate and sponge stuck to his head. They where trying to make there bambino look like Balotelli.

But of course “black-up” white skin then that’s obviously racism and if its a baby it’s clearly child abuse. Really? It’s ridiculous! If the parents are to tell and show the child when he’s an adult is he going to feel abused? Simple answer is no!

If The Sun had published it in a more positive way then the public would have taken it differently.

Well I found it funny and non malicious and I just don’t understand some people’s views on child abuse these days. Open your eyes people!

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