Daddy smoothie, mummy smoothie and baby smoothie!
A mouth watering berry mix smoothie!
How you can’t get enough of those smoothies, simple but delicious, creamy, sweet & sour smoothie, a lustful red, oh smoothie!
It’s something I would happily drink by the gallon, well until I’m vomiting from my nose that is! That groovy smoothie, great for the kids too, and much more natural then that processed poison they push out on the supermarket shelfs for your beloved little munchkins.
Having a toddler to look after is hard, there erratic, hyperactive, and resemble little mental midgets who get into anything and everything and like to push all your buttons all day long. But there also a pleasure to have and god, you treasure all those moments with your sweet little ones but at some point you need a break and tomorrow is that day… Day care.
It’s that day when you can just relax your self and not worry about the child cracking his head open or jumping through a glass pane, you can just chillax and have a little me time, it is what is needed to be at the top of your parenting game.
But it’s bed time now and all hopes for a good nights sleep, it’s been a hard day but chilled night with some slush and Game Of Thrones, and tomorrow shall be redeeming.
Ok so I found this on the interwebz so I thought I would post it cause I can relate to this so well!
I wanna play with Daddy’s phone.
I wanna put on Mommy’s shoes.
GET MOMMY’S SHOES OFF MY FEET NOW!
I wanna open and close the thermostat.
I wanna turn on and off the light on the microwave.
Is there anyone here with a phone I haven’t played with yet?
I NEED TO PUSH SOME GODDAMN BUTTONS.
I wanna pick up the cat by its head.
I wanna throw all the toothbrushes in the sink.
HOLY SHIT I’M STARVING.
I HATE FRUIT.
I want out of my chair.
I wanna play with the iPad.
I wanna go outside. No, I wanna turn the heat on.
I wanna take my pants off.
I don’t like the shirt I’m wearing.
I wanna play with Mommy’s phone.
I NEED TO PUSH MORE BUTTONS NOW.
No, not for that.
Yes, perfect, juicebox. I’m gonna squeeze this damn thing all over myself.
Where’s the cat?
SERIOUSLY WHERE’S MOMMY!?
Oh my God I think Mommy left forever.
Ok, there’s mommy. I want to play with her phone.
Hungry again. Never mind.
I just remembered not liking these pants. Get them off.
STOP TAKING OFF MY PANTS!
Wow, I’m starving. I want peas but I don’t know how to tell anyone.
Finally, peas. I like throwing these.
WHY DO I STILL HAVE THESE PANTS ON?
Oh look, a new person. I wonder if they have a phone.
I’M NOT TIRED!
I wanna go for a walk but I don’t wanna go outside.
No, not inside either!
I need to push some buttons right now.
I hate this diaper.
My eyes itch.
WOW! Is this my toe?
STOP TRYING TO TAKE MY PANTS OFF!
I hate these pants.
This shirt itches.
Stop asking me if I’m tired.
Where’s that toy that goes beep?
I wanna take a bath in my clothes.
Put on my favorite song.
Where’s the cat?
What is UP with my shirt?
Did I just hear a dog bark?
YOU DID NOT JUST TRY TO TAKE OFF MY SHIRT AGAIN!
I wanna see a dog.
No, not OUTSIDE! I wanna see a dog inside.
Is my penis still there? Good.
Ohhh M G’sssss what a day! Tired and grumpy toddler that refuses to sleep and freezing cold weather combined is
not my idea of a good day. But still it melts my moody exterior to see Olly running free through the snow and the joy on his face is priceless.
But only 1 more day to get through until… Post day, when were expecting a boat load of goodies to come flooding into our grips. Fun!