slushy night!

Monday night, boom! Game of thrones, Boom! Slushy night, boom!

Yea that’s right it’s Monday! And it’s the night before daycare which makes it all the more exciting. And unfortunately it’s not slushy night every night anymore, now it’s slushy Monday starting today 🙁 mainly because of the high sugar contents and it isn’t wise to drink it everyday as much as it is pleasurable to do so.

I found this gif which is creepy as fuck, had to find this without seeing spoilers, very risky indeed!

Worms anybody?

So today we take the little munchkin to the playground to have play around with the sand and stuff, he loves it! Running around like a mad kid, playing with the swings and seesaw. All was going well until he wondered over to the “sandbox” in the corner of the play area, the sandbox sand is really fine unlike the rest of the playground and we never let him play with it because cats love to shit and piss in it like it’s there personal fucking toilet. I don’t want to be the bad guy so I let him walk around it for a while and while we were joking about it been a poop box Oliver goes and picks up this thing covered in sand and boom, it’s cat shit, jeez Louise this is my worst nightmare, I don’t want my kid touching cat shit or any shit for that matter.

So I got him wiping his poopy fingers on the grass and we went straight home, now I have learnt my lesson, them fucking sandbox’s are off limits, there oversized litter boxes!! Why the hell they even make these in public playgrounds is beyond me, cat shit and most likely fucking worms galore!!!

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In the mind of my 2 year old!

Ok so I found this on the interwebz so I thought I would post it cause I can relate to this so well!

I wanna play with Daddy’s phone.
I wanna put on Mommy’s shoes.
GET MOMMY’S SHOES OFF MY FEET NOW!
I wanna open and close the thermostat.
I wanna turn on and off the light on the microwave.
Is there anyone here with a phone I haven’t played with yet?
I NEED TO PUSH SOME GODDAMN BUTTONS.
I wanna pick up the cat by its head.
I wanna throw all the toothbrushes in the sink.
HOLY SHIT I’M STARVING.
CHEDDAR BUNNIES.
I HATE FRUIT.
I want out of my chair.
I wanna play with the iPad.
I wanna go outside. No, I wanna turn the heat on.
I wanna take my pants off.
I don’t like the shirt I’m wearing.
I wanna play with Mommy’s phone.
I NEED TO PUSH MORE BUTTONS NOW.
I’m thirsty.
No, not for that.
Yes, perfect, juicebox. I’m gonna squeeze this damn thing all over myself.
Where’s Daddy?
Where’s the cat?
Where’s Mommy?
SERIOUSLY WHERE’S MOMMY!?
Oh my God I think Mommy left forever.
Ok, there’s mommy. I want to play with her phone.
Hungry again. Never mind.
I just remembered not liking these pants. Get them off.
STOP TAKING OFF MY PANTS!
Wow, I’m starving. I want peas but I don’t know how to tell anyone.
Finally, peas. I like throwing these.
WHY DO I STILL HAVE THESE PANTS ON?
Oh look, a new person. I wonder if they have a phone.
I’m tired.
I’M NOT TIRED!
I wanna go for a walk but I don’t wanna go outside.
No, not inside either!
I need to push some buttons right now.
I hate this diaper.
My eyes itch.
WOW! Is this my toe?
STOP TRYING TO TAKE MY PANTS OFF!
I hate these pants.
This shirt itches.
I’m tired.
Stop asking me if I’m tired.
Where’s that toy that goes beep?
I wanna take a bath in my clothes.
Put on my favorite song.
Where’s the cat?
What is UP with my shirt?
Did I just hear a dog bark?
YOU DID NOT JUST TRY TO TAKE OFF MY SHIRT AGAIN!
I wanna see a dog.
No, not OUTSIDE! I wanna see a dog inside.
Is my penis still there? Good.
I peed.
I’m bored.
Repeat

Awesome!

On the up

I’m on the mend although my stomach is still sensitive to discomfort after eating and I can’t eat as much grub which maybe isn’t a bad thing. I’m tired now after forcing my self awake past my bedtime to finish watching the movie 12 years a slave.

I’m absolutely knackered now and can’t get the images off the bloody whipped up backs of those poor slaves almost looked like strips of freshly cut bacon in the movie, I think I might become vegetarian on that thought.

In bed now and ready to sleep, if only I could get an extra hour in bed tomorrow, that would make a fine Sunday indeed. Sleep well!

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Feeling green

Ok so this will be my 3rd night now of been sick with the norovirus bug and even though I have stopped vomiting I’m still feeling like shit, I have no appetite and even just sipping water gives me the worst stomach ache/ nausea.

So I’m about to give up on food all together until it’s fully healed and my appetite is back cause I’m suffering greatly. But on a plus side I got my personalised tumbler yesterday from the states… Look!!

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