The Bastards!

So since 2-3 months ago my iPhone 5 started to turn on me, fucking me in the arse to be blunt! Now I’m 100 percent that the iPhone 5 is apples worst iPhone yet! A problem arose with the sleep/wake button that I was expecting to pay £50-£70 for a fix that would only cost £10 to do it myself! Luckily Apple has had so many people call in with the same problem that they have started to offer free repairs for the fault if you bought your phone in the last 2 years, great but it still doesn’t justify such a shitty design for such a basic function!

Anyway UPS picked up the phone yesterday the bastards! Hope it’s not to long without my precious.


An apple a day!

I’ve been very naughty, I make these promises to myself that I will blog more, but unfortunately it doesn’t happen. My excuse this time is sickness, a virus has been bouncing around indoors and smacked me right in the cheeks.
Even though I was sick and should have been blogging about been sick, I failed.

But with poorly baby who is also teething its stressful enough just taking a dump so blogging is the last thing in mind. Over to more positive news, I happened to stumble upon a 2010 unibody white MacBook, it’s beautiful! Always wanted a MacBook but wasn’t willing to fork out the ridiculous price tags and the white ones I prefer rather then the aluminium MacBook Pro. So that was my excitement for the day, then tomorrow is a dreadful day packed with appointments, public transport and a up hill hike, awesome!

She’s finally here!

The iPhone 5 is here, she’s a beaut, slimmer lighter and a hell of a lot faster, the extra length is appealing to the hand and camera is a much improvement to the 4, I wouldn’t know about the 4s.

We were lucky though, we expected to be able to get the iPhone 5 beginning of next year but with extreme luck my fiancé won one on the Swedish three facebook page, she had won an iPad 2 3 months ago also, very slimy as we would say in Yorkshire.

The iPhone 5 is appealing to the eye, we got the white and it looks like god crafted it himself, my only problem is not with the iPhone 5 it’s self but the current OS build, it’s 6.0 there newest and best build yet but it’s not the functioning that upsets me its the lack of jailbreak, I’m a jailbreak freak, the iPhone is rendered useless and boring without it.

Hopefully soon a dev team will release one or else It will be HTC for me … I hope to god it doesn’t come to that!


The amazing iPhone 5…. Not!


So the iPhone 5 is available for pre-order now in the UK as of today, I know there’s been a lot of disappointment regarding the iPhone 5 and I cant deny it, I was a bit disappointed myself, I would have been been more so if I had the 4s right now, at least I can look forward to the camera update from 5MP to 8MP… Wow!

Here is a funny iPhone 5 spoof I found just to make humour Of the widespread disappointment, enjoy!!!