Have you heard? The new trend for 2014? It’s Ice-lollies that resemble cocks! Absolutely fab, forget the twisters, feast your eyes on the cocksicle, deliciously tempting, heterosexually friendly and you can even give it to yo kids, no shit!

The tip is actually filled with space rock, that stuff that crackles in yo head! Is actually in thee tip of this strange thang! But I must say it taste pretty good and I wouldn’t pass up another suck on this piece of art! I am not sure what it is called because I got so wrapped up in its shape I didn’t even check! I will update with the name tomorrow after a brain charge!

*Wall’s X-Pop Lolly with a sherbet filled bellend