Ile make garters of thy guttes, Thou villaine!

Definition of dog

Domesticated carnivorous mammal that typically has a long snout, an acute sense of smell, non-retractile claws, and a barking, howling, or whining voice, likes to shit next to bed and soak socks in its own urine.

A dog was not what I wanted at all and I certainly did not want a chihuahua, I’ve seen rats that are bigger, it has the mind of a magpie stealing everything and anything in sight and worst of all it using the home as a toilet, I’m constantly discovering poop and stepping in urine.

Its my partners dog but I will Have my revenge one day for bringing this rat home.