The fart attack

Here I am, laid in midst of a nauseating stench, what is it? Has the baby pooped? Has there been a sewage leak? Maybe an egg disposable unit has opened up next door?

Hell no! It is only the farts from the person I share a bed with, the mother of my son. In the 3 years living together, I have never smelt such a pungent smell in my life. As I’ve typed this she has now sprayed chemicals which are now sat on my tongue almost feels like it’s been sprayed in my mouth, and it seems to be complimenting the fart.

Wow I mean I can still smell it, the most horrific scenario of my life…

That is the last time she eats Brussels sprouts , barf!!!

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